Women are more powerful than men. Yes, I myself being a man, am willing to admit that women are the dominating force of the universe. I will simply list the ways in which women control our society and dominate the weaker male counterpart.
Reason A) Women are beautiful- This leads to a terrible struggle on the part of the man. When we are around women we find attractive we practically become mumbling, fumbling, idiots. Maybe it is their sparkling eyes or nice, um, figures. Whatever it is their beauty helps them dominate the world.
Reason B) Women are sweet- Girls care if a kitty is stuck in a tree, if a homeless man has food, and if Jennifer Aniston is over Brad Pitt. There is no better feeling in the world than after getting hurt having a woman console you. Girls no how to make everything just a little nicer.
Reason C) Women are everything guys are not- Girls do not stink, in fact they smell great, girls don't hit you to show they are tough, and they do not do things just to see if it hurts. Now don't get me wrong there are great positives to a "guy's night" that might involve poker, beer, football, and strippers (not necessarily in that order). But overall, I want to have a girl around.
Reason D) Women are Moms- Everyone loves Mom. Enough said.
Overall, the role of genders can be complicated. Who controls who? In my opinion, I would always prefer to be controlled by a girl.
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Great blog, I have to say I agree. I think you need to take a look at mine though. I didn't read yours before I wrote it, and I think this situation is rather comical. Let me know what you think; it's definitely not as pleasing as yours, but I hope you find it amusing!
Very well said, but not all women are sweet. Case and point- my roommate. Don't be deceived. Underneath that fake smile lurks a raging bull ready to kick you in the teeth. Women are awful, especially to each other. If you don't believe me, just watch Mean Girls.
With men, there are jerks, and then there are the ones suited for marriage. The same thing holds true for women- You have the vindictive bitches (in the true sense of the word), and then you have the ideal ones.
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