I remember living in America when...

I remember living in America when...

• People were allowed to drive SUV's and sports cars without feeling guilty
• McDonald's was allowed to have Super Sized fries
• Kids could play tag at recess
• Success and winning was a good thing
• The amount of toilet paper to be used was a personal decision
• "Paper or plastic?" was not a moral choice
• A moment of silence and the Pledge of Allegiance began every school day
• Nancy Pelosi was just screwing up the state of California and not the whole country
• Hilary Clinton was just the sloppy seconds of fat interns and not a potential president
• Country music singers came from the good ole' USA and not Australia
• Basketball at the Olympics was a guaranteed gold medal
• "In God We Trust" was not found offensive
• Fighting global terrorism was supported by both sides of the isle (at least for a year or so)
• Going to a wedding meant you would see a bride and a groom with different genitalia
• Americans were proud to say, "I live in the greatest damn country in the world."

Just think, I am only 20 years old...